We're not just another THCA brand. We're a lifestyle, a community, and a commitment to premium quality you can taste.
Stoned Teddys Smoke House was born from a simple idea: what if premium THCA could be as accessible as it is exceptional?
Based in Charlotte, NC, we built a brand that doesn't just sell flower — we curate experiences. Hand-selected strains, curated accessories, and a vibe that hits different.
Every product we offer is lab-tested, federally compliant under the 2018 Farm Bill, and sourced from trusted growers who share our commitment to quality.
No shortcuts. No filler. Just premium THCA flower and accessories you'll actually want to rep.
We ship discreetly, deliver fast, and stand behind every product. If you're not satisfied, we'll make it right.
Welcome to the smoke house. Your lifestyle just got an upgrade.
Hand-selected strains tested for potency, flavor, and purity. Only the best makes it to your door.
All products are federally legal hemp-derived THCA under 0.3% Delta-9 THC. Lab reports available.
Shipped in unmarked packaging. Fast delivery. Privacy guaranteed. No questions asked.